A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your br...other from Liverpool came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew. "